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2 Responses to “Target Practice Paintballs”

1. goon00, on September 19th, 2010 at 12:14 am Said:

   My target practice-I mean Ummm and Kim Jong-il are total chaos!LOL!!!BROADCAST_RECIEVED:Goon: Is it prepared????: I am sending you The Mom Bomb right now, Goon. Great job conquering Earth!Goon: Aww, it wasn’t nothing. However, the Earth peninsula of North Korea was quite a challenge to overwhelm, but we did it…???: Type in the numeral variables I am sending you, and the Mom Bomb will arrive. *sends numbers*A blinding white light comes from Goon’s nearby computer, and a box appears.Goon opens the box to reveal a giant Terraridium Ore orb.Goon: This is awesome! So I’m supposed to use it to destroy the Abyss Army????: Not the entirety of those weaklings. Just their pitiful convoys and their defences, but the Mom Bomb will ensure that. Hehehe. Goodbye Goon, I trust you know how to use the bomb.Goon: Yep. Alright, let’s do this. *turns watch off*(30 minutes later)Goon has placed the 12″x12″x12″ bomb inside a large rocket launcher. He types the coordinates, and the launcher aims in the right direction.Goon presses a button on the terminal, and the Mom Bomb silently whizzes out at the speed of light.The orb spirals towards its target and teleports instantly.(TD Space)The Mom Bomb appears through a flaming portal, and it screams through the area as its TurboDrive powers to maximum yield.Ahead of the bomb is a large fleet of convoys and supply ships…The Galaktische Knights inside are nowhere near prepared for the imminent destruction.The Mom Bomb literally RIPS through the line of ships, exploding through each and every one of them and causing them to catch fire and go Boom under the intense pressure.Kinda like an Exploding Pierce Cannon from The Bubble Game That Shall Not Be Named.However, even though the convoys are nothing but dust now, the Mom Bomb does not stop there. It blasts through the air to a familiar base.(Shadow Command HQ)Female Silence: Inferno Drone 4, bring me a donut and a latte.Inferno Drone 4: At once, my mistress. *brings donut and coffee*Female Silence: Inferno Drone 7 and 8, give me a ManiPedi.Inferno Drones: At once. *begin working*Unity: Uhh, Silence, the monitors are picking up something moving in fast.Silence: Another one of Goon’s pesky tricks. Shoot it down.All of the mounted guns outside point towards the Mom Bomb. They fire their TD Beams and attempt to halt its progress, but to no avail.Destiny: That thing is heading towards our QDA, sir!!!!!Silence: DESTROY THAT THING!!!! HURRY!!!!The guns open huge portals attempting to send the Bomb to the Abyss Chasm, but the Bomb literally ABSORBS the portal, unhindered in its mission.Silence’s eyes widen as the litle lip on the radar approaches the big blue blip, the QDA.Silence: QUICK! FIRE THE QDA AT MAXIMUM POSSIBLE POWER!!!Peace: But Silence, that wou-Silence: JUST DO IT!A button is pressed, and the QDA fires its huge TD Beam that shreds space and time….Silence: No..It’s not possible. How is that happening?!?!The Mom Bomb has been directly hit by the QDA’s beam, but instead of vaporizing it, it smashed the Bomb into 25,289 smaller bombs of equal power.The first bomb smacks into the QDA’s barrier with the force of 100,000,000,000x the power of the meteor that killed the dinos. The TD Barrier is shredded to pieces.The rest of the 30,000 bombs reach the QDA and…well…they totalled it, let’s put it at that.Nothing remains but a smoking crater.The Quantum Distortion Array is done for, permanently.Goon: YES! Direct hit! Man, I’m good.???: Indeed.Goon turns his head to see the face of Chazm, Abyzz’s older brother.Goon: So you finally arrived. What took you so long?Chazm: I needed to ensure that the QDA’s targeting sensors did not detect my power. But now it is gone, and we can destroy the Abyss Army at long last.Goon: And then we can conquer the Verse?Chazm: Yep.He smiles evilly, and when he does so, Goon’s ees quickly flash white, then back to normal, as if under some kind of strange trance.BROADCAST_ENDED

2. Dr5269, on October 30th, 2011 at 6:02 am Said:

   Fuck Yeah.